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courfreyacc:

grantaire reading jehan’s favourite poems to him over the phone on nights when jehan finds it hard to sleep because he wasn’t sleeping anyway

grantaire visiting fantine’s grave with cosette every year because even though his family sucked he knows the opposite was true for her

grantaire cancelling plans so he can watch over gavroche because eponine needs a night off more than she knows, and the kid isn’t that bad anyway.

grantaire getting a winning scratch card and slipping it in bossuet’s bag because the guy deserves some good luck, come on

grantaire dressing up as jean valjean and helping marius figure out how he’s going to survive through dinner with the man without breaking something because as much as he teases marius about it, he knows how much cosette means to him

grantaire convincing feuilly to move in him, because he doesn’t always remember to pay his bills or wash the dishes, and it has nothing to do with the fact that the split rent would mean feuilly might actually manage to get some rest between his shifts at work, nothing to do with that at all

grantaire sparring with bahorel even though he’s tired down to his bones and still has bruises from the last time they sparred, because he’s the only one that’ll spar with bahorel and everybody needs to let off some steam once in a while

grantaire asking joly to come with him while he picks up his prescription for his anti-depressants, because he knows that joly forgets about his coughs and colds just for a little while when he has the chance to help others

grantaire taking combeferre to a butterfly garden and finding a bench that he declares is ‘too comfortable to get up from’, that just so happens to be where the moths are, because combeferre was starting to get that furrow between his eyebrows again.

grantaire spending nights at courfeyac’s house pressed up against him watching awful action movie after awful action movie, because he knows that sex and intimacy are two very different things, and sometimes courf needs the latter more.

grantaire letting himself into enjolras’ apartment and restocking his fridge while he cleans the place up, because enjolras has that big debate tomorrow that he’s been stressing about for weeks and he knows how much the blond likes coming home to a clean and tidy apartment

grantaire grinning when he sees a smile on his friends’ faces because he put it there

grantaire taking care of his friends without expecting a thing in return

grantaire

unhooking-the-stars:
“ grantaire and bahorel and a kiss on the hand for an anon!
”

unhooking-the-stars:

grantaire and bahorel and a kiss on the hand for an anon!

Reblog - Posted 6 years ago - via / Source with 52 notes

invisibleinnocence:

Zombie AU PT 3: Jehan & Bahorel

They’re newlyweds on the morning of their wedding night when the zombie apocalypse hits and Jehan spends the entire thing thinking it’s all an incredibly well thought out honeymoon adventure from Bahorel. 

Enjolras & Cosette || Marius & Courfeyrac

(Source: paragonraptors)

Someone asked me what les Amis would wear to the beach AND I DELETED THE ASK UGH SO HERE THEY ARE
Courf bought matching swim trunks for him and Enjolras and Ferre abd theyre the cheesiest white ones with red hearts. Enjolras never wears them but Ferre and Courf do.
Enjolras used to have a very nice pair of red swim trunks but they fell apart after being worn for years and ey couldn’t find a good other pair so ey has some ridiculous ones that ey borrowed from Courf with MIAMI on the side and palm trees all over them. Les Amis live in France. Courf thinks it’s hilarious.
Jehan sometimes wears shorts, sometimes those skirts with an attached bikini bottom, but xe never wears a top with them. In xir words, fuck gender roles.
Bahorel doesn’t ever wear “regular” shorts because they annoy them. They usually just wear non-swimming shorts; sometimes those that dry fast but sometimes just cargo shorts. They’ve broken several phones by forgetting them in their pockets.
Feuilly wears white swim shirts because he burns horribly easily, and he has three pairs of identical blue shorts, all given to him by different friends for the same birthday.
Bossuet and Joly both have gray shorts (they started out with bossuet’s white and joly’s black, but someone let bossuet do the laundry and they ended up gray.)
Grantaire either wears dark green shorts past her knees and a lose tshirt or bright yellow shorts that barely cover her upper thighs, depending on how she feels that day.

Reblog - Posted 7 years ago with 14 notes

combilicious:

imagine Bahorel saying  “You are.” to Grantaire to answer a question he asked, and Grantaire going

“Yes, I R. You Bahorel.”

how hard do you think Bahorel would punch him

lovelyladyforanylesamis:
“ the fact Enjolras is trying to catch Bahorel has me in tears.
”

lovelyladyforanylesamis:

the fact Enjolras is trying to catch Bahorel has me in tears.

lehnshrerr:

  • grantaire doesn’t celebrate his birthday, but les amis all chip in to buy him a little cake anyway
  • enjolras is short
  • feuilly has more freckles than humanly possible
  • combeferre is hella macho
  • joly has a really high pitched giggle
  • bossuet gets hiccups every time he laughs a lot
  • courfeyrac makes dad jokes (joly is the only one to laugh everyone else just sighs and says “oh my god not again”)
  • bahorel falls out of bed, like, every night
  • prouvaire has a cactus called quentin

antisepticbandaid:

Friendly reminders from Les Amis!!!!!

(Now theyre all in a neat little set vuv)

( medication tw , bruises tw, injuries tw )

somuchbetterthanthat:

Bahorel and Grantaire as wedding planners

Bahorel and Grantaire planning the wedding of Combeferre and Courfeyrac

Bahorel “gently” shushing Combeferre when Combeferre suggests that maybe this is a little too flamboyant for him to wear?? 

Grantaire ranting to Courfeyrac as they try food about how terribly useless weddings are because it generally always ends up in divorce anyway and then frowning and asking why Courfeyrac is so pale and not testing the food?? doesn’t he want his wedding to be the greatest? Good weddings start with good food?? 

Bahorel having to reassure Courfeyrac that R’s just a little shit but deep down he’s the most sappy sap to have ever sapped while R’s like “I AM DEEPLY CYNICAL AND DON’T CARE ABOUT ANYTHING EVEN LOVE” (Bahorel punches him and then smiles at C2 who begin to wonder why they listened to Bossuet and Joly when they said: “we know a guy who’s a wedding planner!”)

Grantaire meeting Combeferre’s best man and falling completely head over heel in love with him after their first conversation (guess who’s Combeferre’s best man. I have a story about why he’s Combeferre’s and not Courfeyrac’s but then I would basically write the fic so)

Bahorel’s flirting with the florist who comes the day of the marriage to give all the flowers while patting distractedly Marius on the head and telling him that everything’s going to be fine, kid, we dealt with everything. (Marius is Courfeyrac’s best man and still panics anyway)

Bahorel and Grantaire both tearing up when Combeferre and Courfeyrac say their vows and denying absolutely everything afterwards. 

Bahorel and Grantaire as wedding planners. (*sighs happily*)

bigbysbutt:

i have this headcanon that courfeyrac loves to use bad puns because he knows they irritate the shit out of everyone and one day he tells bahorel that something is bahorrible and ends up with a broken nose 

HOLY SHIT THIS GUY AT THIS PARTY IS LITERALLY BAHOREL

Reblog - Posted 7 years ago with 5 notes
tagged as → #personal #bahorel