princesspatria asked: Bahorel seriously ruins /everything/, "Fucking kiss him already." Feuilly wants to punch him in the throat; 'Rel's smile is too wide for someone with an already-split lip. There's a word for him back home. But "poop-man" or "bastard with face made of shit" just doesn't quite have the same snap to it the original Polish has. "Fuck you, 'Rel." "Not if Prouvaire can help it," Courfeyrac pipes up because he secretly enjoys making things more awkward for Feuilly, as the rest of the group sniggers.

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