Jean Valjean goes up to the counter and orders a tall black coffee without cream or sugar. On his way out, he surreptitiously slips a scone into his jacket pocket. The barista spends the rest of his life trying to find him.
#complete opposite of where i thought this would go#i was expecting#jean valjean goes up to the counter and orders a tall black coffee without cream or sugar#he then goes on to buy one for the barista#no thank you says the barista#for your humility and grace and for my disturbing you i must give you this valjean replies#handing the barista a $100 dollar bill#valjean feels as if he’s caused a scene and thus proceeds to give everyone in the starbucks $100 bills and free coffee#he then proceeds to employ the hipster writer in the corner (via whereisyourredscaaahf)
this post is a surprisingly accurate summary of jean valjean’s character development